22 Responses to “Carillion Group Announces New Loft Development on Magnolia”

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  1. Loren

    har har har, you had me until the bareview bottoms line

  2. SuMac

    Kevin, is this an April Fool’s joke? I ain’t buying it. And the site cannot just opt-out of the Fairmount Historic District.

  3. Har, har. Happy April Fools! Nice rendering, though — Where’d you get it?

  4. Keith

    Great story – but is this an April Fools day thing?

  5. JP

    I’m waiting for the “April Fools!” announcement on this one. A nudist condo? Really?

  6. David Thrapp

    Ha, you had us for a minute. Good April fool joke on your neighbors in Fairmount.

  7. Ross

    Go Eddie! This is great news. Everyone with an interest in the Near Southside has had great hopes for this property, and I have to say that, if completed, this development will far exceed my expectations. And already having tenants lined up is a great sign. A coffee bar and sushi place?!?!? Joy joy.

    This could be a tipping point for the area.

  8. J.

    Brilliantly executed.

  9. Ross

    I forgot what day it was. Ouch. Good one.

  10. jefffwd

    Clothing optional… where would you clip your iPod?

  11. Finally, a place where I can really let my hair down.

  12. JP

    A better April Fool’s joke would have been to tell everyone that you were moving to Keller.

  13. Needless to say, this is an April Fools gag. Eddie approached me about doing an April 1st announcement of a clothing-optional loft development and gave a few fake details. I took it and whipped up the post – the location at Fairmount & Magnolia was my idea, the content was my creation, and the rendering is, of course, not a depiction of anything being built on that lot. The building is actually the Enso Lofts in Portland, Oregon:

    http://www.myhregroup.com/portfolio_idetail.php?project_id=107&ctgry_id=1

    I picked it because the rendering was vague enough to pass for the Magnolia & Fairmount lot and because it was a style of design that I knew Fairmount would just love to have going up next to some bungalows. :)

    Happy April Fools, everybody!

  14. mcnggt

    Good one. I was excited about this one.

  15. I had written an aside explaining the name as being not based upon nudity and being just a happy coincidence, but I dropped it when we decided to make the post not so obviously humorous. Here it is (spot the reference, for fans of a certain webcomic):

    “The development will be named “The Bareview at Fairmount Place,” after Ignacious Phinneas Bareview, a little-remembered Union general who visited Fort Worth on April 8, 1864. Gen. Bareview was leading a force of Union soldiers that were due to meet with Major General Nathaniel P. Banks’s forces in De Soto Parish, Louisiana. Bareview had stumbled into a hidden Confederate cache of “achewater,” a long-forgotten Southern alcoholic beverage made from “achewood,” a now-extinct plant similar to wormwood. Achewater drinkers experience hallucinations and euphoria, which led Gen. Bareview to turn off-course and cross the border into Texas, believing that his forces were pursuing a “golden-haired maiden from whose eyes emitted forth a bounty of wheat and spices” and who Bareview believed was leading them to “the promised land where we will find the key to Union dominance in the South and many tall lasses who shall provide for us in the manner of times of old.” Unfortunately for Gen. Bareview, the achewood oil found in achewater was a powerful depressant which causes irreversible neurological damge, and his drinking binge caused him to slip into a deep and long-lasting melancholy state. By this point, Gen. Bareview and his forces found themselves in Fort Worth, and while his soldiers surrendered peacefully to Confederate forces nearby (fearing for their sanity should they remain in Bareview’s command), Bareview stumbled to what is now the corner of Fairmount and Magnolia and proclaimed “Here so forthe upon these bottoms shall be a fyne example of a fjord” before collapsing into a long-term coma. Because of Bareview’s course change, Banks’s forces were routed and the Union abandoned major invasion efforts in Texas and Louisiana.

    “Because the historic structures on the block have long since been demolished,” said Vanston recently, “we wanted to find *something* to connect the development to its local context. The story of General Bareview is certainly…well, it *happened,* and it’s probably inspirational to somebody.”"

    There was also a note where I was going to mention the building as being designed by Carillion Group collaborator Robert W. Kelly, and an attempted interview about the architecture was rendered thusly:

    “When asked to comment about the building’s modernist design, Kelly paused, took a sip from his absinthe, and responded “No.” He then added, “Aren’t you from that (expletive deleted) blog that likes that David (expletive deleted) Schwarz? Get the (expletive deleted) out of my (expletive deleted) office!” At which point, Mr. Kelly set loose a pack of wild dogs.”

  16. dustin

    Well done. That was an exceptional April fools.

  17. Joel

    Now that’s the kinda “quality economic development” on which I campaigned…

  18. Susan

    Eddie: Can I do the National Register nomination for this one? Even though it is less than 50 years old, we can argue exceptional significance as FW’s first “clothing optional” development.

  19. Ha ha… the historical mystification is so great it’s sad you dropped it!

  20. Sorry I missed this yesterday! Much better April Fools joke than my sinus surgery. Keep up the imagination!